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tales from the deep dark hole known as an inner city emergency department - Dr. Zombie

I work in an inner city emergency department, and the things that I see on a daily basis would blow your mind. Nothing surprises me anymore, but I'm still amazed by the lunacy that surrounds me. 

Share a little in my hell/heaven, and I promise you won't be disappointed.

Allergies.

Allergies.

Naturally, this person was not skinny. 

The end is nigh.

The end is nigh.

Robot Wars. 

Blood bugs.

Blood bugs.

Badonkadonk.

Badonkadonk.

Not prosopagnosia.

Not prosopagnosia.

Who does this?

Who does this?

Contact cement?

Contact cement?

Then why? WHY?

Then why? WHY?

Go home and enjoy it. Leave me alone.

Go home and enjoy it. Leave me alone.

I was both of those things for years.

I was both of those things for years.

Let me push that stroke victim out of the way.

Let me push that stroke victim out of the way.

Grown men should not climb trees.

Grown men should not climb trees.

Priorities.

Priorities.

That pesky foot/chin syndrome. FCS.

That pesky foot/chin syndrome. FCS.

Phew. As long as it isn't the right.

Phew. As long as it isn't the right.

Not red? Good. Good.

Not red? Good. Good.

Hangover cure. Come see me.

Hangover cure. Come see me.

PACKED.

PACKED.

When was the first time?

When was the first time?

Holy god. Lights and Sirens!

Holy god. Lights and Sirens!

Then cook it.

Then cook it.

How is this only "possible" - where is the uncertainty?

How is this only "possible" - where is the uncertainty?

Getting pregnant there sounds like fun.

Getting pregnant there sounds like fun.

Good? Bad? Average?

Good? Bad? Average?

Take your pick.

Take your pick.

Try harder.

Try harder.

To be prepared is never a crime.

To be prepared is never a crime.

Page the surgeon overhead!

Page the surgeon overhead!

Yes. What about it?

Yes. What about it?

I bet you its positive. Its always positive.

I bet you its positive. Its always positive.

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Allergies.
The end is nigh.
Blood bugs.
Badonkadonk.
Not prosopagnosia.
Who does this?
Contact cement?
Then why? WHY?
Go home and enjoy it. Leave me alone.
I was both of those things for years.
Let me push that stroke victim out of the way.
Grown men should not climb trees.
Priorities.
That pesky foot/chin syndrome. FCS.
Phew. As long as it isn't the right.
Not red? Good. Good.
Hangover cure. Come see me.
PACKED.
When was the first time?
Holy god. Lights and Sirens!
Then cook it.
How is this only "possible" - where is the uncertainty?
Getting pregnant there sounds like fun.
Good? Bad? Average?
Take your pick.
Try harder.
To be prepared is never a crime.
Page the surgeon overhead!
Yes. What about it?
I bet you its positive. Its always positive.
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GreenScrubs/WhiteCoat
tales from the deep dark hole known as an inner city emergency department - Dr. Zombie

I work in an inner city emergency department, and the things that I see on a daily basis would blow your mind. Nothing surprises me anymore, but I'm still amazed by the lunacy that surrounds me. 

Share a little in my hell/heaven, and I promise you won't be disappointed.